There are several advantages to being a man, but one that women find themselves most envious of in sticky situations is the option to piss almost anywhere you need to. One Instagram account has turned that uniquely male perk into an artform by documenting the most scenic places men have taken a piss.



Highlights include taking a piss near an active volcano, over the edge of a breathtaking waterfall, and given that it’s currently winter, a number of scenic pisses in the snow.


The majority of videos on the account are taken in nature, which makes sense — it’s somewhat less socially acceptable to relieve yourself over the side of the Empire State Building compared to an empty hiking trail.


The account was created in June 2022, and it’s amassed almost 900,000 followers since then, as well as 155,000 on TikTok. The genius behind the account has even branched out into merchandising, selling shirts that say “Mark your territory” and “Living the stream.”



Scenic Pisses isn’t the first person to document the most majestic piss locations around the world, though; there’s also a blog called Scenic Pees that dates back to May 2014 and featured a number of public urinators — men, women and children alike. The last post to the blog was in April 2020, and it’s unclear who the owner is or if they’re connected to Scenic Pisses.


The praise is effusive in the comments of each Scenic Pisses post, with people waxing poetic about the videos and writing comments such as, “As this reel takes place with an active volcano, this guy is going with an active and amazing piss. Not many pisses can top this one. Thank you sir for this great sight.”



Another such comment reads, “Professional scenic piss rater here. Let’s first rate your piss. The velocity is average, maybe even slightly below. The continuity is also not great. I like the somewhat controlled small movements and the way you’re nurturing the flowers. Overall not the greatest piss. 6.3/10. Let’s now rate the view. The sun’s angle, the clouds, the elevation, the trees, the exact pissing point you’ve picked and most importantly, timing with the eruption. I’m breathless. You have achieved DOUBLE ERUPTION!! MERVEILLEUX!! 1000/10. Although it’s January, I already declare this the piss of the year!!”


The best news is, Scenic Pisses takes submissions. So the next time you find yourself somewhere particularly beautiful with no bathroom in sight, consider taking a video for Scenic Pisses. Who knows, your piss might even be dubbed Piss of the Year.